Sunday, August 2, 2009

New "Dress Code" Now That You Are 65

Now that many of us are 65 years of age, we would like to share the following "dress code" suggestions regarding combinations that DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1- a nose ring & bifocals
2- spiked hair & bald spots
3- a pierced tongue & dentures
4- mini-skirts & support hose
5- ankle bracelets & corn pads
6- speedo's & cellulite
7- a belly button ring & a gall bladder surgery scar
8- unbuttoned disco shirt & a heart monitor
9- midriff blouses & a midriff bulge
10-inline skates & a walker

(But it's okay to use these combinations at our 50th Reunion in 2012.)