I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better be awfully good looking or have a lot of money.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others---they are sometimes more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities or famous athletes.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
