Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship......1- When you are sad---I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spidere monkey jacked up on Mounain Dew!!!
2- When you are blue---I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3- When you smile---I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4- When you are scared---I will slap you for being a baby and tell you to grow up.
5- When you are worried---I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
6- When you are confused---I will use little words.
7- When you are sick---stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8- When you fall---I'll pick you up and dust you off (after I laugh my fanny off!).
