Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day


Happy Valentine's Day !
...with "Happy" quotes sent to us by classmate Marie Therese...
"My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his birthday---so I just moved his chair closer to the TV we already have." (Wendy Liebman)
"I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on." (Roseanne Barr)
"Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes." (Bob Thaves)
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I don't want to interrupt her." (Rodney Dangerfield)
"My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays." (Joey Bishop)
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes---and six months later you have to start all over again." (Joan Rivers)